Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
Your mum gay.
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
Mole
