Worst Jokes Ever
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.
Why cant asian parents have a white child? Cuz 2 wongs dont make a white
What's long and black? The line at KFC.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
Russia is worse than the USSR.
Russia is just a bonerless USSR.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.
Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."
Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"
What did Tennessee?
Same thing that Arkansas did.
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom.
He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store."
But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH!" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19-year-old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?"
Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing."
Johnny says, "Oh. But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"
(Santa winks at you)