Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why were the people in 911 devastated?

They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.

If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

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    • Two lepers meet on the street.

    First says "How are you doing?"

    Second says "Mustn't crumble!"

    I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."

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    • Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

    You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.

    Song by John Rizk

    Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

    Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?

    Is Google a male or female?

    Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.