Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Worst Jokes Ever
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: "Do you have chocolate filled ice cream?"
The man replies: "We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one?"
Johnny replies: "Sure."
After that, the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later, the man comes with an ice cream and Johnny's phone.
Johnny asks: "How much for the ice cream?"
The man replies: "Nothing, it's on the house."
After Johnny ate his delicious ice cream, he searched for his watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
