What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
#shorts
if your happy and you know it fuck your mom
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"
your mama is so fat when santa when down the chimney he said ho ho ho holy shit your fatter than me bitch.
i was going to make alligator last night but i noticed i only have a crockpot🤣
Whats the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk
I say punch a orphan. What are they going to do tell their perants
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.
whats the difference between Kanye west and an orphan kanye west has parents
Why can’t orphans go on field trips
Be cause they can’t get their parents permission
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick home up
I brought A cow and named him Mayo
Mayo Neighs
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
why are so many people making fun of people with wheel chairs?
-they can’t stand up for themselves
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”
I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.
