Worst Jokes Ever
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Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
Whatās Michael Jacksonās favorite piano note? A minor.
Whatās Michael Jacksonās favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, āThis isnāt working.ā
Iām not sure what sheās talking about. I opened the fridge door, and itās working fine!
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
I hope you get raped by a chimp in the forest
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.