Worst Jokes Ever
What is an orphan's favorite game on Roblox?
Adopt Me...
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
Why do nuns not wear bras?
God supports everything.
My ex.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
Paul's favorite car.
A Carrera GT.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.