Worst Jokes Ever
Fall
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.