Worst Jokes Ever
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Kindly yeet someone!
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪