I like your mom naked.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
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iTs CoRn!
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
Thanks for coming!
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.
I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.
