Worst Jokes Ever
I want a relationship.
*Masturbates*
I don't want a relationship.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
Heh, stupid orphan.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
What do dark humor and food have in common?
Some get it, some don't.
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.