Worst Jokes Ever

I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.

So many things are going through my head.

How am I not dead yet?

What do you call an orphan?

Kyan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!

What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?

You’re breathtaking!

What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?

White vans.

What is a gay person’s favorite book?

The dictionary.

What do you call emo girls?

Cutting boards.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't go to home plate.

Helen Keller walked into a bar...

And into a table, and into a chair.

What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.

If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.

Oh wait...

Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.

10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.

Orphans don't like "Family Feud."

Where's is the candy, sir???

Over there.

(kid steps in van)

I don't see any candy.

What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.

We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.

How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.

Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.