Worst Jokes Ever
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
I said to the fish, "I have dam."
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
What the hell dam, hell dam?
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!