Worst Jokes Ever

I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.

I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.

What's a footlong and slippery?

A slipper.

He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.

He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.

So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?

He sing, he dance, he he.

Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!

"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"

I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.

John Lennon: "What a nice view."

John walked outside.

He got shot.

:skull:

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

Who crashed the plane?

1. Abu Faram? - terrorist

2. The little kid Joseph?

3. The passed out pilot?

Or Jamal?

What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Say "invented" without the first "n".

What type of people think rape jokes are funny?

Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂

Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They never reach home.