Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
I called a suicidal hotline in Iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?
Hiiii!
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.