Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
I farted.
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
He slips, he falls, he dislocates his balls!
Hi, please like for good luck!
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
What's a cheetah's fav food?
Fast food!
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
