Worst Jokes Ever

"Chelsea is the most consistent team.

One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.

If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.

She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭

I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.

Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.

I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute, but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Owl.

Owl who?

Who? Are you meant to ask "who?"

What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.

How do Chinese people name their babies?

They chuck a pan down the stairs.

Why can't Indians play football?

Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉

What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.

Bully: You're a loser and fat.

Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.

Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.

Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!

What’s an emo's favorite game?

The emo within.

What do you call a shocked Chinese man?

"Hu le fuk!"

Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!

British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."

Emo people totally suck!