What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."
"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"
What goes zzub zzub zzub?
A fly flying backwards!
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
