Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
I'm worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Like if your best friend has a dog.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.