Worst Jokes Ever
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
No, no, no, I am cool.
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Funniest Roblox Names I've heard:
ButtNugget123
Lil_RAT (user is actually Sillyowlbunny200)
baddasscarrot44
EggnogRat44
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."