Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
The worst joke is no joke ;)
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
I love gay people. UwU
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."