Worst Jokes Ever
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
The biggest legend is Technoblade.
what's the difference between apples and orphans? ... the apples get picked.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;]
Only in Ohio.
What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)