Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
Worst Jokes Ever
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
Doctor: "What's your zodiac sign?"
Patient: "Cancer?"
Doctor: "What a coincidence."
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
Balls maker.
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
My dog died. I'm so sad.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
