Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama's so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
What’s the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
I started crying when Dad started cutting onions.
Onions was a good dog.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
LewenGOALski
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.