Worst Jokes Ever

Hi, I’m Joe.

what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?

alien vs predator

Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?

They never walk alone.

What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?

None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.

FNF: Beep bop.

Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!

I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...

Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?

Me: More than you!

What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.

When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?

Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.

Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?

Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.

Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?

Orphan: About 200 years.

Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.

"I met a girl and she's 28."

"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."

- AJR

Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.

Dez nuts!

I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.