Worst Jokes Ever
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
I have had it up to here with you.
(Then there Hight.)
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
Follow me if you know someone smart.
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.