Worst Jokes Ever
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Like if your best friend is emo.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.