Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Worst Jokes Ever
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
Emo people totally suck!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
A strong woman.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Mom: Can I tell you a joke?
Kid: Sure.
Mom: Knock knock.
Kid: Who's there?
Mom: Not yo.
Kid: Not yo who?
Mom: Not yo father.
Kid: Not yo husband either.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Hi, I’m Joe.
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
