Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
I will never forget my grandpa's last words, Hold the ladder!
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.