Worst Jokes Ever
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.
I went to an interview and my future boss said, "Hi, my name is Watt Niseto, meet you."
Then said, "WHAT IS UR NAME?" He then said,
"What is not my name, Watt is." So I replied, "Ugh fine, I guess I'll call you Wha." Then he said, "Wha I not my name."
And then I said, "Ugh fine, my name is Will Knott." He then replied, "Hi Will Not."
Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"
James replied, "He's as old as me."
Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."
James then said, "He became my father when I was born."
Mummy, how was I born?
Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
Ha, gay!