Worst Jokes Ever
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
What did the blind, deaf, mentally handicapped orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call dad. 🤣
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.