Worst Jokes Ever
Being pro-life.
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Bush is innocent, he's white...
Abortion is beautiful. I wish we could all be aborted.
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.
As a son, I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CDC. It was on speaker, so me and mom both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.
What do emos do?
Hang.
Two antennas got married. The ceremony dragged on, but the reception was excellent.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.