Never mind jokes
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.
Did you hear the rumors about butter?
Never mind—you shouldn't spread them.
Hey, wanna hear an abortion joke? Never mind, I can't deliver it.
Sir, I mustache you a question...
Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
Did you hear about the needle and thread shop?
Never mind, it was needle-ess.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, it’s too long.
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Let me tell you a pun. Never mind, it's tearable.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!