Do you have dark humor?
Actually never mind, I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying..... but I decided to abort.
Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."
Hey, wanna hear an abortion joke? Never mind, I can't deliver it.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
Want to hear a joke about prostitusions? Never mind, its whoreable
Sir, I mustache you a question... Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.
Stephen Hawkings is sooo lucky to go to heave- Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
The Titanic, just like my phone IT JUST WON'T SYNC
Edit: Never mind it started to sync...
Guys, We need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.
What do you call a broken pencil never mind it’s pointless!!
Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?" He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."
You wanna hear a joke about my penis Never mind it’s to long
I see some objects over there... oh never mind, that's a woman.
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
Guys stop making jokes about Blind people they might s... never mind continue.
Na don't be mean to fat people oh wait never mind they can handle the weight
who killed hitler goes to heaven. *looks up* oh,never mind.
Me: Wanna hear a joke? Person: Sure Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life. But my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning Person: Dear god..
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy. 🍕🧀
Knock knock. (Who is there.) Pizza. (Pizza who?) Never mind it was so cheesy.
