Never mind jokes

The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"

Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.

"Beast Boy Four"

I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.

Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).

1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.

3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.

4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.

5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!

6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."

7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.

8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.

Me: Wanna hear a joke?

Person: Sure.

Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.

Person: Dear God...

So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.

Never mind.

Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.

Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.

Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.

Want to hear a pencil joke?

Never mind, it’s pointless.

I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."

Women say men are trash.

Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...

Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.

Wanna hear a pizza joke?

Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.

Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind... It's too cheesy.

Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.

What did Santa use as a candy cane?

Wait, wait, I said it wrong.

Okay.

What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.

Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.

Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.

So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!

What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."

"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"