Never mind jokes
Do you have dark humor?
Actually, never mind. I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying... but I decided to abort.
Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."
Hey, wanna hear an abortion joke? Never mind, I can't deliver it.
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
Sir, I mustache you a question...
Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.
Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...
Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
His mom says "No."
He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?"
He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, it’s too long.
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.