Never mind jokes

Do you want to hear a joke?

Never mind, it’s too punny.

Have you heard the joke about the paper?

Never mind, it's tear-able.

911 help. Hello?

Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏

Want to hear a pencil joke?

Never mind, it’s pointless.

I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.

How does Helen Keller say "dad?"

I don’t know, but you should ask her... wait, never mind, she can’t talk.

Let me tell you a joke about pizza!

Never mind...

It's too cheesy.

Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?

Never mind. It’s too cheesy!

Q: Get up for a chair joke!

A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.

I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.

Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.

Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.

Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?

Never mind, it’s too pointless.

What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!

Do you want to hear a paper joke?

Never mind, it is tearable.

What did Santa use as a candy cane?

Wait, wait, I said it wrong.

Okay.

What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.

Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."

Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?

Teacher: What?

Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.

Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!

Want to hear a pizza joke?

Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.