Never mind jokes
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
Want to hear a pencil joke?
Never mind, it’s pointless.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
How does Helen Keller say "dad?"
I don’t know, but you should ask her... wait, never mind, she can’t talk.
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it is tearable.
What did Santa use as a candy cane?
Wait, wait, I said it wrong.
Okay.
What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.
Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?
Teacher: What?
Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.