Never mind jokes

Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Bill Cosby.

Bill Cosby who?

Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.

I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.

Want to hear a maze joke?

Never mind, too corny.

The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"

We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.

Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind... It's too cheesy.

Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.

Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.

Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.

You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)

Never mind. You won't understand.

Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.

Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.

Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.

We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.

Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.

"Beast Boy Four"

I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."

Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."

"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"