Neurology jokes

I think DJT has FTD.

If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?

What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?

Parallel Parkinson's.

Are you the voices I've been hearing?

Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)

Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.

You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.

That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...

How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital?

Throw a strobe light in the epileptic ward.

People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.

What’s the difference between masturbation and brain damage?

After a few strokes, there’s no going back.

What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.

Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.

He really shook things up today.

Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.

A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.

I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.

They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.

Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.

You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!