Neurology jokes

I think DJT has FTD.

What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.

I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.

They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.

If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?

How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital?

Throw a strobe light in the epileptic ward.

Are you the voices I've been hearing?

Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)

You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!

What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?

Parallel Parkinson's.

Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.

That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...

People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.

You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.