National jokes
America once was known as an Obama nation. Now we're known as an abomination.
Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.
Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled "vodka" and the lake changed into vodka.
Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled "beer" and the lake changed into beer.
American ran to dive, slipped, and said, "oh shit."
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
I went to the National Redhead Meeting yesterday.
Not a soul in sight.
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?" Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf, and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.