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OOF

The image shows a text conversation between a bully and a quiet kid followed by a picture of a dial with "OOF SIZE" written below. The dial has settings for "Small," "Medium," and "Large."

ur momy

imagine having a dad

Close-up of the character Megamind with a sad facial expression and the text "No Dad?" on top.

Anonymous

My dream tbh

The image shows a black firearm with an attached horn. The text says "Imagine breaking into my house and hearing honk honk before getting smoked."

shaylie lol

The image shows a person with tears streaming down their face. The text above the face says, "Me at 3am imagining the funeral of a person who is still alive."

Manga fan

Meme:

A chat between two people where the first person says, "Dude, I got a girl!" and the second replies, "Me too bro!!" The first one asks "Where is she from?" The first says, "She's from another nation". The second one asks "Which nation". The first one answers: "My imagiNATION". Then the second person says "My gf lives by the sea." Then the first person asks "Which sea?" Finally the second person responds: "My fantaSEA". Under the chat are two anime characters looking sad.

ur mommy

imagine having a dad

A close-up of a cartoon character with blue skin, big green eyes, and raised eyebrows. Text in white font says, "No Dad?"

MATTIX

The image shows two pictures. The first one depicts a red, blocky, homemade-looking car, and the text says, 'The car I drew as a kid'. The second picture shows a Tesla Cybertruck with the text, 'The car I drew as a kid after mom bought me a triangle ruler'.

Heroin Monkey

A child's worksheet with a drawing of two characters. The one on the left is yelling, 'You broke my toy!' Red laser beams are coming from their eyes, while 'pee' and 'fart' are labeled next to their legs. The character on the right has laser beams coming from their eyes as well and says 'Homander, F*** I want' in their speech bubble. The worksheet is titled 'Making Up' by Aiden.

Heroin Monkey

A caricature of a person with bad teeth and speech bubbles showing badly spoken English phrases: "INNIT", "Oieye live in a flat", "Fookin", "Lets sip some tea yeah". In the lower right corner, a box with an eagle and the text "This meme was made by America is the Best-Country Gang".

CaptainEgg75

imagine

The image shows red roses and a cartoon image of the coronavirus. Text says "Roses are red, Covid is the flu. Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?"

ur momy

imagine having a mom

The image is divided into two columns. The left side is titled "To Mom" and lists various requests and questions such as "I'm hungry", "Where are you", "Can you ask Dad?", "He hurt me", and so on. The right column, titled "To Dad" has only one question, "Where's Mom?"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a Facebook post with comments about a tragic shooting, followed by a picture of a troll-face character smirking next to a computer that is on fire. The Facebook post has various comments with Todd responding to the initial tragedy with "Probably coffin brochures" and "Bullets?".

Anonymous

A screenshot of a Facebook post that reads, "Imagine giving me head & I yell out BORRRRRRINGGGGGGGG."

Wilkinsonburritos

imagine making your own meme

The meme shows two images, a sign for "Vernon Valley Action Park" with a red circle around "Action Park", and then two images of Mr. Incredible. The first one is smiling and is labeled "People who don't know," the second one is distressed, and it's labeled "People who know..."

ur mommy

imagine having a mom

The image is divided into two columns, the left side says "To Mom:" and lists several needs and questions commonly asked by children such as "I'm hungry...", "Where are you?", "Can you help me...". On the right side, it says "To Dad:" and below that "Where's Mom?"

AG3.0

A cartoon of Stan from "South Park" with a concerned look. The text above him says, "Imagine you died in April 30, 1945."

Heroin Monkey

Kerri Thorpe
This is actually a disgusting video,
my sons names jaxx and regardless
of what others think of it he loves his
name. Gosh imagine making this
video while pregnant also,
embarrassing.
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Natalie Anne Forde
2.2K D
Jax means toilet here in ireland
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Anonymous

$A tweet that reads: "imagine you getting jumped by a bunch of nerds and they say 'split that mf into fractions' with a skull emoji at the end.$

Heroin Monkey

The text says "Schrödinger's blowjob?" followed by a description of a hypothetical scenario. It states that while blindfolded one receives the best blowjob ever. The identity of the person is not known and it could be anyone such as Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold or even the fireman's cat. The question asked is if you would take off the blindfold to find out, or just leave it on.

Face mc shooty

A black and white image shows a cartoon-style character with spiky hair and raised hands, overlaid with the text 'When your life is falling apart in ways you could never imagine, you start to appreciate the script.' Below the character, it reads 'ABSOLUTE CINEMA.'

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