Yo Nan.
Your nan
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
Your Nan is dead
Knock knock.
I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.
Ur nans gay
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
Yan nan ate my salty penis.
Your nan is gay.
My nan's gayyyyyy.
I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂
When you say to your dad...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dad be like...
Who wants my son?
Nan be like, "Me!"
Kid be like...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME #### ROUX!
What are roux, says nan?
Um, they're your life savings!
Nan be like, "Let's get some roux!"
