Nan jokes
I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
When you say to your dad...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dad be like...
Who wants my son?
Nan be like, "Me!"
Kid be like...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME #### ROUX!
What are roux, says nan?
Um, they're your life savings!
Nan be like, "Let's get some roux!"
Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!
Ya nan!
Yan nan ate my salty penis.
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
Your Nan is dead.
I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂
Your nan is gay.
Knock knock.
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.
Your nan.