Nan jokes
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
My nan coughed and threw up a lung. Now she is dead.
Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!
I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.
Ya nan!
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
When you say to your dad...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dad be like...
Who wants my son?
Nan be like, "Me!"
Kid be like...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME #### ROUX!
What are roux, says nan?
Um, they're your life savings!
Nan be like, "Let's get some roux!"
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Yan nan ate my salty penis.
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
Knock knock.
Your nan is gay.
I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
Your Nan is dead.
My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.
Your nan.