Name jokes
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
Oooo, Gabriel Casey.
Ramsey Bevan
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.
Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg":
"I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing without a few ice Bergs."
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
What would you name a mummified squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't comin'.
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
Mike Oxlong.
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
My sister's name is Coco, and one day she was funny, so I told her, "You coconut."
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.