Name jokes

My sister's name is Coco, and one day she was funny, so I told her, "You coconut."

What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?

Dam fools.

Hi, I'm Bob.

My name has "anus" in it.

When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.

At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

'PNEIS'

and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.

What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.

What do you call a group of depressed kids?

Suicide squad.

There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.

Me: Hi, my name is...

Bro: Hey guys! So who are you?

Me: Hey, stop dude!

Bro: How is it going, bro--

Me: SHUT UP!

Bro: Is that a gun?

Me: *Pointing at bro*

Bro: Dude, I'm...

Me: *BANG* *BANG*

Me: Finally, it's over.

There is a dark alley. Who do you call?

Batman.

I just had a birthday party last week at my crib. I invited two fine, beautiful looking women. One was skinny and her name was Kelly, and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita.

Both of them came by. I told Chiquita only Kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday. You can't, you're too fat and clumsy, and I don't have any food or drinks for you, so see ya later, nutty professor.

The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.

What do you call a Russian man with three balls?

'Whodya nikabollokov'

What do you call someone who is extra virgin?

Mrs. Frame.

Rape jokes are not funny.

Look at my name by the way😁.

"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"

Dude named Guys:

Dude named Out:

Dude named School:

I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.

A woman buys a house, but she doesn't know what to name the house, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Hairy butt," so she named the house Hairy Butt.

The next month she had a baby, but she didn't know what to name him, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Crack," so she named the baby Crack.

After a year or two she lost him, so she called the police and said, "Help! I looked all over my hairy butt, but I couldn't find my little crack."

What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two!

Name an ant which is very heavy?

Eleph-ant.