"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.
oOO laLA!
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What did I say to my friend, "Job, your new name is Jojo Siva?"
Once a boy named penis had a crush on a girl named vagina. Their teacher found out and explained not to bump into each other; as innocence, they said yes.
One day, penis found his teacher in the bed naked masturbating. The teacher wanted hardcore anal sex, but vagina found it out and went to see them. The teacher told vagina that it's normal. Penis said, "Gosh, that it's normal, I put my dildo in vagina's pussy." Then they three had a hell of a time and they all were pleasured, but after six months, they both had a child, one named dildo and another named pussy.
So, narrated, it can be told that penis had sex with vagina and her teacher normally but ended up getting a dildo and pussy.
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
Hi Ethan!
Poopoo man.
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.
"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
Dad: I'm dying.
Son: Hi dying, I'm [name].
Dad: Really, now is not the time.
Son: I'm sorry.
Dad: Hi sorry, I'm Dad. (dies)
So, three daughters were sitting in the same room as their mother. The first daughter asked why she was named Daisy. So, the mother replies, "Because when we were taking you out of the hospital, a daisy landed on your forehead." The second daughter asked why she was named Rose. So, the mother explained, "Same as Daisy, when we were taking you out of the hospital, a rose petal landed on your forehead." The third daughter then said "ksvrjxbdkavdowbxksb," so the mother said, "Shut up, Brick!"
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
