Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.
Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"
Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"
China wants their name on everything but the m.f. virus.
I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.
I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."
I named my dog "J," and everyone thought I said "jam."
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
The M and D in orphan stands for Mom and Dad.
Ever absorb Griffin?
Brady Quinn!!
Frank.
ふべrt Hubert Wonk Don DingT ding
Austin Nash
John
I love my name
Stephanie is my name
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
how do Asians name their babies? They throw pots and pans around ‘Ching, Chang, Clang’
