What is the real name of Canada ~ Punjabistan
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."
There are 5 cows in a field 1 of them is the mom the rest are kids one of the kids walked up to the mom and asked why am I named Daisy and then a daisy fell on her head, The 2econt cow came up to the mom and asked why am I named rose and then a rose fell on her head, then the 3rd cow said why am I named violet then a violet fell on her head then the 4th cow walked up and said merrrbere then the mom said shutup sinderblock
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him I felt disappointment
Bippity Boppity Bill Cosby!
Girl 1: Dad, why is my name rose? Dad: because a rose landed on your head. Girl 2: Hey dad, why is my name daisy? Dad: because a daisy landed on your head. Boy: Hitddvjkyrefbhhhrurrrr! Dad: Oh, Hey Brick!
What did the paintings name their daughter?
Palette.
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat
why are hill billy so weird because there name is billy
How do Asian people name their children?
they throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? msg it to @chelsearosegraham
I named my dog 5-Miles, so now I tell people, "I walk 5-Miles every day."
My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.
Hey dad, i'm hungry! Hi hungry i'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why wy
I used to date a girl named Ruth, but she broke up with me and now I am ruthless.
A man had moved to a new contry with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there telling he wanted his dog to be groomed. The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours" so the man left and came back a couple hours later when he asked about his dog he was given a box of jerky he found out "happy dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.
I named my horse Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
