Name jokes
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.
There were 1 mom and 3 kids. The first kid comes up and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a daisy fell on your head." The second kid asks their mom, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head." Then the third kid yells, "Ahjoejienfkef." The mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Evan
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...
She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
Jack
There was a guy called John.
Hey Sandy.
It's about bottling.
It's about crying.
I stay finished, I fake retire.
Put in the diving.
Put in the ghosting
And take my fake trophies.
Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.
My Barcelona banged by Bayern.
I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
What’s an emo called Anna?
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...