Whats the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama
The last names after marriage
For Some Reason People Make Fun Of My Name Because It Rimes With Something That Starts With An F
what is johnny depp's new legal name?
johnny in debt.
How do Chinese people name they're babys?
The chuck a pan down the stairs
user name is nico belick
what do you call a pedo with no legs? a creepy crawly
My name is Bishal Khan and I Khant walk
If Shaquille OβNeal had a boat he wouldβve named it freethrow, because he will never sink it.
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it freethrow, because he will never sink it.
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
im m 24 and i was fucking a chinese lady and she kept screaming "im tu yung!" like idk what that name is
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
how do you name a chinese kid?
throw a frying pan on their head, ching chong!
What do you call a spanish toilet. Elton John
So a man goes to church is dipped in water 3 times by a Priest as he says, " From now on your name is Michael and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol. " . Soon after the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips it in the water 3 times while saying, " From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol. " .
guys the person that said suck a dick was mase his real name is mason so ya
My name says it all.
hi my name is uncle joe and i like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore
my name is dezz
what do you call it when a guy named fred enters panera bread
panera fred
