Name jokes
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
Daryll
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."
Remember the name Ben Andrews.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!