Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."
Remember the name Ben Andrews.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
Coooper
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
Bob the builder.
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
