My jokes

Hey girl, are you a scientist?

Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.

Roses are tree.

I shoved a battery up my butt.

Loona from Helluva Boss is a retarded mutt.

Patient: I am sorry, it is my first surgery.

Doctor: Don't worry, mine too.🫡👍

I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.

I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.

So people call me poor until they see my bank account.

Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?

Deez nuts, can we get much higher?

Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.

Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.

Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"

She’s so nice.

What is my favorite color? Yellow.

I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.

I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.

My dad left me.

Pulled pork? Yeah, I cranked my hog today, too.

I love you, my new phone! 📲

Raju: How about you, Sunil?

Do you know?

Sanju: Sunil is my long distance

is a brother.

Raju: Long brother?

Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.

Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.

I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.

"Gwen, I want my boyfriend back!"

What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?

My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.

The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.