My jokes

What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?

"When am I gonna see my parents?"

Lmao.

Why does my brother have no mom?

I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.

Me: Doctor, can I get a new butt? My old one has a crack in it.

Doctor: I told you a billion times already. Everyone's butt has a crack in it.

Me: How do you know that?

herishy, my little sissy dont report me.

I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.

I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.

It didn't land well.

I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.

Why did your parents abandon you?

Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."

Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)

Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.

"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."

AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!

Normal people: I'm my own nationality.

Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.

You are so ugly my man died.

I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.

I'm the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.

I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.

For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.