Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it
Girl you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head
my wifi must be kobe because it crashed hard
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck, every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
what goes up must come down apart from mr vyse
A woman is on the edge of a bridge, about to commit suicide, when a strange man comes up to her. "Tell me, why do you wish to end your life?" he asks in a booming but gentle voice.
"My children died last year in a car crash, I'm battling depression, my husband left me, and I lost my job," she sobs. "I don't wish to live anymore."
The man mulls this over, and proclaims, "I will solve all your problems, as I am a wizard and possess unfathomable abilities. However, you must grant me a blowjob first."
The delighted woman readily agrees, takes him below the bridge, and fullfills his request. After they're done, he asks, "How old are you?"
"37," she replies, wiping her mouth.
"You're 37 and you still believe in wizards?"
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a JOKE every day of the year
Damn boy , you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop
your hair and your hairline must be best friends cause they go waaaaay back
Madeline McCann must of been homeless or something she was sure eggar for the free candy
your forehead and your hairline must be great freinds cuz they go way back
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together !
being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. they get to play Cut the rope on the job all the time!
your favorite artist must be reahana the way ur forehead shnes bright like a diamond
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow, the cow said to another cow, "it's a miracle, I'm pregnant." the other cow said, "that's impossible it's only us cows in the field you must be joking." The first cow said, "nope I'm serious... no bull."
This is not a joke nor did I come up with it. If somebody calls you ugly just hug them and say life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon
Your dad must be a mailman
This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.” The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”
