Music jokes
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
He sing, he dance, he he.
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.