Music jokes
Emo
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.
She literally died a crazy bitch.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
I’m DaBaby.
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.