What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both turned on by kids.
Why was Michael Jackson fired as a guitar teacher?
Because he fingered a minor.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The exylo-bone!
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
Two people are under the covers. The man says, "Quote the Beatles: Come together!"
Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
