Music jokes
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks
Me: I been up all night, no sleep--
The lie detector I didn’t know I had: Lie.
Me: stfu! I’m just singing!
Lie detector: You literally listen to music all the time... you almost don’t even sleep!
Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID TOU SAY IT’S A LIE, WHEN I SAID I DIDN’T SLEEP?!
Lie detector: It’s 3:00 AM in 8 minutes, you usually close your eyes to sleep when it’s 5:00 AM... You get waken up at 7:00 AM... you only sleep two hours......
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
Yeah yeah.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.