Music jokes
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
What’s the most played song in Africa?
Have you ever seen the rain?
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.