Music jokes
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
What does Drake call his rake?
Da-Rake.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
A man walks into a bar with his pet octopus and proudly claims the animal can play any musical instrument. The bartender pulls out a guitar from behind the bar and gives it to the octopus, which plays an amazing solo. Just then a Scotsman walks into the bar with a set of bagpipes. The octopus grabs the instrument and wrestles around with it on the ground, flailing about, making a horrible sound. The bartender says, "Hey, looks like he can't play that!" and the octopus says, "Play it? As soon as I get it's pajamas off, I'm gonna fuck it!"
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."