Music jokes
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People đ
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
Memes
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What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
Whatâs someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesnât, she just uses 7 rings.
What does Drake call his rake?
Da-Rake.