Music jokes
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
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What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?
A. Crayons.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
What does Drake call his rake?
Da-Rake.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."