What dinosaur loves music? The velociRAPtor!
Why didn't the drummer play? ....... because he got a percussion.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
I tried to stick to one direction but then they started to shoot the gay bar....
I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan . Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper. SO they didn't want to Post M"loan.
What's a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A Trombone.
Very sad today found my pet mouse ' Elvis ' dead this morning, he was caught in a trap .
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson Could you move your in my son
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza? A: The pizza can support a family of four.
i would rather be drugged and robbed by cardi b than listen to her fucking music
What is Michael Jackson's favroite game? Jacks. Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
What sort of movies do cows like to watch? Moosicals
What do u call a group of Emos
Suicide squad
I’d like to be a one direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
How does Jesus whistle? bye s blowing through the holes in is hands
When ariana grande walked into the chruch she said GOD IS A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What was Beethoven's favourite insect?
The Bee. :0
how do u make a tissue dance put a lil boogie in it ;)
I'm taking a taking a guitar lesson at school, my band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar, i Asked him if that was a fret
What category of music did JFK like. You could say he was a metalhead.
