Music jokes
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
What’s the most played song in Africa?
Have you ever seen the rain?
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
What does Drake call his rake?
Da-Rake.
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.