Music

Music jokes

Song

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?

Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.

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  • Michael Jackson

    What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

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  • Africa

    How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?

    Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."

    Ping-Pong

    Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.

    Michael Jackson

    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

    One's made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.

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  • R. Kelly

    What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?

    R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.

    Emo

    Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.

    Nazi

    Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?

    Song

    Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.