Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died... His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
What do you call an elf that sings: A Wrapper
Q. What's a Disabled person's favourite band A. System of of a Down's Syndrome.
I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts... I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers
Radiohead had to remake Fake Plastic Trees after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
like this if one of your family members is emo!!!!
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor
What is the most musical part of a chicken 🐔?
The drumstick 🍗.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day, he told me he was into rock music. Told me his favorite song was Down With The Syndrome. Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun." Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?" Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?" Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna." Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?" Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
What is a cow's favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? -- All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion but the bullet didn't...
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp you'll B flat.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
