Music jokes
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suck!
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.