Music jokes
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
Who is the best at musical chairs?
The kid in the wheelchair.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
Tomorrow is Christmas, and I'm giving myself a present that I can't wait to open. It's my wrist. (Yes, this was inspired by a Fall Out Boy song.)
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!
Never gonna give you up.