Music jokes
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
What's Kobe's favorite song?
"Helicopter Helicopter"
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Ur mom is emo.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.