What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
You call, I'm putting on.
Frank (34) DJ.
Who is the best at musical chairs?
The kid in the wheelchair.
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
