Music jokes
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.