How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
π΅ Iβm a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper... An emo kid
What is an Emoβs favourite music element?
Self harmony.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
i would rather be drugged and robbed by cardi b than listen to her fucking music
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
name one person who would take a orphan micheal jackson so they can play all night
Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.
