What's an old Japanese mans last words
hey that cloud looks like a mushroom or is it just me
Why was the mushrooms the cool guy at the party:because he was a fungi
At least he got D.L.A. Disability Living Allowance so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me but everybody tolerates me.
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow’ He commented “What the hell is wrong with you”and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.” He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”
If you feel sad, or you feel that You are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza
If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it: 1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium? 2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet 3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs? 4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario? 5. Was this funny?
Why does mario eat mushrooms? Because hes a very fungi!
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
Friened says, "your so drunk last night, u throu a mushroom at a migit and said grow mario grow.
Why did the kids love the mushrooms? Because their fun-guys!
these jokes make me want to die
mushrro,nnm
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends? Because it’s a fungi.
Why did the mushroom get a new house Because there wasn’t mushroom
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools! How do you know it's full? Because there's not mushroom inside.
Mushroom
