Depression

I popped a xan-"Everybody"

If you feel sad, or you feel that You are not loved… You’re with mushroom pizza

Dwarf

DonovanGamingYT

If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:

  1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium?
  2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet
  3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs?
  4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
  5. Was this funny?

Orange

Anonymous

Why does mario eat mushrooms? Because hes a very fungi!

Brain

Advait Atharv

The broccoli says ‘I look like a small tree’, the mushroom says ‘I look like an umbrella’, the walnut says ‘I look like a brain’, and the banana says ‘Can we please change the subject?’

Friend

Daniel King

What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?

A fungi.

Fungi

Daniel King

Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?

Because he’s a fungi.

Drunk

Anonymous

Friened says, "your so drunk last night, u throu a mushroom at a migit and said grow mario grow.

Kid

kid22222222222

Why did the kids love the mushrooms? Because their fun-guys!

Die

Anonymous

these jokes make me want to die

Friend

Daniel King

Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?

Because it’s a fungi.

Friend

Daniel King

Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends? Because it’s a fungi.

House

Anonymous

Why did the mushroom get a new house Because there wasn’t mushroom

Inside

Anonymous

My dustbin’s absolutely full of toadstools! How do you know it’s full? Because there’s not mushroom inside.

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree? Ones a fucking tree.

People

Mushboi

There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom

Adoption

Www.p...hub.com

Why am I gay

Because I like. Mushrooms

Life

Anonymous

Why did the mushroom kill himself

Because he had a mushy life

My peepee small

Karen

Anonymous

Why did Karen leave me

Because I was a mushroom

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