If you feel sad, or you feel that You are not loved… You’re with mushroom pizza
If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
- When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium?
- Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet
- Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs?
- Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
- Was this funny?
Why does mario eat mushrooms? Because hes a very fungi!
The broccoli says ‘I look like a small tree’, the mushroom says ‘I look like an umbrella’, the walnut says ‘I look like a brain’, and the banana says ‘Can we please change the subject?’
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
Friened says, "your so drunk last night, u throu a mushroom at a migit and said grow mario grow.
Why did the kids love the mushrooms? Because their fun-guys!
these jokes make me want to die
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends? Because it’s a fungi.
Why did the mushroom get a new house Because there wasn’t mushroom
My dustbin’s absolutely full of toadstools! How do you know it’s full? Because there’s not mushroom inside.
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree? Ones a fucking tree.
There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom
Why am I gay
Because I like. Mushrooms
Why did the mushroom kill himself
Because he had a mushy life
My peepee small
Why did Karen leave me
Because I was a mushroom