Mushroom

Mushroom Jokes

Word

What's an old Japanese man's last words?

"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"

Guy

Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.

Cloud

At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.

Post

The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”

He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”

Pizza

If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.

Midget

If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:

1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?

2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?

3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?

4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?

5. Was this funny?

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  • Fungi

    Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?

    Because he’s a fungi.

    Midget

    Friend says, "You were so drunk last night, you threw a mushroom at a midget and said, 'Grow, Mario, grow.'"

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  • Guy

    When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."

    Kid

    Why did the kids love the mushrooms?

    Because they're fun-guys!

    House

    Why did the mushroom get a new house?

    Because there wasn’t mushroom!

    Dustbin

    My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!

    How do you know it's full?

    Because there's not mushroom inside.