Mushroom jokes
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”
He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
Friend says, "You were so drunk last night, you threw a mushroom at a midget and said, 'Grow, Mario, grow.'"
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
These jokes make me want to die.
Mushroom.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
Mushroom?