Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
A man and a women are watching clouds together. The man says, “hey that one looks like a giraffe!”. The women agrees and says, “that one looks like a elephant!”. The man sits up and says, “ that one looks like a mushroom.”
Why am I gay
Because I like. Mushrooms
The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow’ He commented “What the hell is wrong with you”and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.” He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”
If the broccoli said “I look like a tree”,then what did the mushroom say? “I look like an umbrella.”
If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it: 1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium? 2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet 3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs? 4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario? 5. Was this funny?
these jokes make me want to die
There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom
WHY did the the mushroom go to the party??
bcause he was a fun person!!
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde, when she turns him down , he goes to her and says " C'mon I'm a fun guy" .
At least he got D.L.A. Disability Living Allowance so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
Why does mario eat mushrooms? Because hes a very fungi!
Why did the kids love the mushrooms? Because their fun-guys!
Why was the mushrooms the cool guy at the party:because he was a fungi
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
