Mushroom jokes

If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:

1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?

2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?

3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?

4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?

5. Was this funny?

I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.

At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.

Why did the mushroom go to the party??

Because he was a fungi!

What's an old Japanese man's last words?

"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"

Why does Mario eat mushrooms?

Because he's a very fungi!

Why did the kids love the mushrooms?

Because they're fun-guys!

Why did the mushroom kill himself?

Because he had a mushy life.

My peepee small.

Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.

Mushroom.

When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."

My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!

How do you know it's full?

Because there's not mushroom inside.

What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.

There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.

A man and a woman are watching clouds together. The man says, “Hey, that one looks like a giraffe!” The woman agrees and says, “That one looks like an elephant!” The man sits up and says, “That one looks like a mushroom.”

If the broccoli said, "I look like a tree," then what did the mushroom say?

"I look like an umbrella."

A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"