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Anonymous

Why does mario eat mushrooms? Because hes a very fungi!

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree? Ones a fucking tree.

Personal

Anonymous

WHY did the the mushroom go to the party??

bcause he was a fun person!!

Man

Anonymous

A man and a women are watching clouds together. The man says, “hey that one looks like a giraffe!”. The women agrees and says, “that one looks like a elephant!”. The man sits up and says, “ that one looks like a mushroom.”

People

Mushboi

There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom

Kid

kid22222222222

Why did the kids love the mushrooms? Because their fun-guys!

Inside

Anonymous

My dustbin’s absolutely full of toadstools! How do you know it’s full? Because there’s not mushroom inside.

Tree

Daniel King

If the broccoli said “I look like a tree”,then what did the mushroom say? “I look like an umbrella.”

Bar

Anonymous

A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde, when she turns him down , he goes to her and says " C’mon I’m a fun guy" .

Die

Anonymous

these jokes make me want to die

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