Mushroom

Mushroom Jokes

Midget

If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:

1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?

2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?

3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?

4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?

5. Was this funny?

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  • Cloud

    At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.

    Word

    What's an old Japanese man's last words?

    "Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"

    Kid

    Why did the kids love the mushrooms?

    Because they're fun-guys!

    Life

    Why did the mushroom kill himself?

    Because he had a mushy life.

    My peepee small.

    Guy

    Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.

    Dustbin

    My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!

    How do you know it's full?

    Because there's not mushroom inside.

    Guy

    When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."

    Cloud

    A man and a woman are watching clouds together. The man says, “Hey, that one looks like a giraffe!” The woman agrees and says, “That one looks like an elephant!” The man sits up and says, “That one looks like a mushroom.”

    Broccoli

    If the broccoli said, "I look like a tree," then what did the mushroom say?

    "I look like an umbrella."

    Bar

    A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"