Mushroom jokes
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."
And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"
Why did the mushroom go to the party??
Because he was a fungi!
Mushroom.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
How did Hitler like his portobello mushrooms?
Jewcy.
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
A man and a woman are watching clouds together. The man says, “Hey, that one looks like a giraffe!” The woman agrees and says, “That one looks like an elephant!” The man sits up and says, “That one looks like a mushroom.”
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
