Muppet jokes
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.
Why doesn't Kermit the frog get married?
He doesn't like commitment.