Newest Mum Jokes - Page 13 - Worst Jokes Ever

danny u mum dead as hell AND got raggedy shoes on

karens yell i screm my mum fucks me

your mum said ,who did it ,ya nan!

Why did the cow lick your mum Coz she had a cream pie

Kid: Hi Mum!

Mum: Hi Loser

Kid: Why

Mum: You Loser Why hahaha

Kid: waaaaaaaa

I know this is not funny but who cares

why did sally die, she got stabbed by her mum

The Britain’s walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad they ask Mary the mum why she had blood all over her and she said someone dropped the butter they walked into the living room and Thomas was dead on the floor

my mum found a chest that was wet and it had a child in it she asked me what it was for i said i put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are ded

if you get a apple a day what does it give you? Worms and rotten fruit

I was making sandcastles with my Nan then my mum came in the room and took away the urn.

Stop making jokes about cancer ... i might sound like a Karen but it’s not fair ... my mum died of cancer last month and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻

An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum soon he remembers he dont have a mum (also i had sex with ur mum ahe was screaming daddy~ ;) )

How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi daisy lets play a game called your adopted i will start your mum died so i had to adopt you but dont think i live you beacuse ypur where the only kid their haha

My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

Today is the day of 9/11 and we were in class making jokes and somebody said that’s sad and I was like why and they said “ today is the day the towers went down” and I said just like I did on you mum last night