Multiple jokes

People are like trees...

They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol, and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these. He replies with, "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."

What do you say to a fat Asian?

You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?

Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?

What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?

That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.

What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).

I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].

Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.

My attempt in 2021.

And my attempt this year.

"Simon says touch your chin."

The fat people be like, "Which one?"

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said, "Okay class, what's behind my back?" She said, "It's round and red," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's an apple!" And the teacher said, "No, but I like where you're going with this." So now the teacher said, "It is also used to make multiple things," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's a container of paint!" And the teacher said, "Again, no, but I like where you're going with this." And the teacher said, "It's a ball of yarn," as she pulled it out from behind her back. Then Little Johnny said, "Okay, my turn." He said, "What's in my pocket? It's round and it has a head." And the teacher said, "That's enough, Johnny, now sit down." And Little Johnny pulled the thing out of his pocket and said, "It's a nickel, but I like where you're going with this."

I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.

Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times? He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.

What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?

A whore.

What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?

A hurri-CANE.

What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?

A tongue workout!