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1 view ยท Mr Disco ยท 4 years ago

What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?

A train driver's egg sandwich.

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    4 views ยท โ„‘๐”ช ๐”š๐”ฆ๐”ฑ๐”ฅ ๐”–๐”ฑ๐”ฒ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ก ยท 1 year ago

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    A man with a wide, slightly maniacal smile is in the bottom part of the image. Above him in white letters it says: "Driving at 200 mph in a school zone:".
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