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Helen Keller

Mercy Shore · 6 years ago

    • How did Helen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH.

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    • Speed Limit

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • A school zone speed limit sign indicating a 20 mph limit during specific hours (7:00 AM - 9:30 AM and 2:00 PM - 5:00 PM). Below the sign, a yellow banner contains text claiming that pedophiles love this sign because slower speeds give them more time to stare at children. The text then encourages people to share the post if they support raising the speed limit to 80 mph to keep children safe.
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