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Speed Limit

1 year ago
A school zone speed limit sign indicating a 20 mph limit during specific hours (7:00 AM - 9:30 AM and 2:00 PM - 5:00 PM). Below the sign, a yellow banner contains text claiming that pedophiles love this sign because slower speeds give them more time to stare at children. The text then encourages people to share the post if they support raising the speed limit to 80 mph to keep children safe.
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    • Speed

    1 year ago

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    A man with a wide, slightly maniacal smile is in the bottom part of the image. Above him in white letters it says: "Driving at 200 mph in a school zone:".
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    Speed Bump

    6 years ago

    When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

    Then the speed bump starts screaming.

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    • Frog

    7 years ago

    What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?

    A frog in a blender.

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    • Baby

    7 years ago

    What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.

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