I read the joke "what we breath is called oxygen,that is African food" to my African friend,but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
Bully: Shut up motherf*cker Me: Well stop talking to me and I won't have to keep f*cking your mother
wtas aenergy drink orphans nevver tried ''mother''
Timmy: stupid motherfucker Jimmy: wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth Timmy: starts crying Jimmy: ah fuck I did it again
“Go frick a cow!”
“I already fricked your mother”
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee stalingeon What!
Kris My mother is a fucker!
The whole world
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
never got a mothers love lol
So i was in school and the was number saying 696969 so i said to my mother what dose. It mean she said, YOUR FUCKING DAD AND I
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday God being a sniper is so fun
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "everytime someone lies, it ticks once, Mother Terresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, " Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat his batting
2. Mother called,
To go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her-Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was there mother
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day because they don’t have a mother to give to
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her? She left the plunger in the toilet she put door knobs on all the walls and she rearranged the furniture
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you follow Me: leads a marching parade of the golden gate bridge
your hairline is so lond that your mother could not brush your hair
r u a marry, cus ur my mother
Peter: Curses Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth Peter: *Crying* Jacob: Why are you crying Jacob: Whatever * Leaves orphanage*
