Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
Never got a mother's love, lol.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.
God being a sniper is so fun!
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!
Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
